Boys Vs Girls...

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Boy says 2 girl:
-tute hue dil se pyar karogi
ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

girl says:
-tuti hui chappal se pitega
ya chapal tutne tak pitega.

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Girl's father-
Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi
1 gadhe k saath guzare...

Boyfriend-
Bus, isi liye main use yahan se
le jane aya hun

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There are TWO major reasons
why boys do not mind their own business.....?????
First...
No mind...
Second..
No business.
Plz dnt mind...Oops sorry

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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Der Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

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Husband wife mein larai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,

police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya

SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?

Admi:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:
to behan kuch or paka lo

rose2

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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi pichey aur kabhi sath chal rehi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Pehle woh meri girlfriend thi,
Main bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetar bani,
Woh bolti thi main sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
Aur
muhalla sunta hai

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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete

HUSBAND! sahi suna he,

Wife: aisa kion?

Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

rose2

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

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Interviewer to Millionaire:
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire:
“I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer:
“Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer:
“What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire:
“A Billionaire”

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading o
ur marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking
4 the expiry date

rose2

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:56 am

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An old man married a young girl..
Someone asks the girl: aap ne in main shaadi kay liye kia dekha?
Girl: aik to inki "INCOME"
Aur dossre in kay
"DIN KAM"

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In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mara Tum Ne.

Woman: MUjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar dair Se Aya Hay

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Man: i want a divorce.
My wife has not spoken me in six months..
Lawyer: Better think it over, Wives like that are hard to get!!

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Wife:Woh jo samnay admi drink kar raha hai ,
Usko mainne 10 saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha..
Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai
Husband: Itni lambi celebration.