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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:21 am
Chandi ki diwar na tori Dost ka dil tor diya... O Kanjoos 2 rupay ki kahtir tu ney sms karna chor diya..
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:22 am
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:23 am
Arz kiya hai... Aaj Kal Aap K SMS Aana Band hai.. Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa Aaj Kal Aap K SMS Aana Band hai.. Khafa ho hum se ya Blance Kam hai..
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:26 am
Ja Raha Hai Mera Sms Najane Kia Gul Khilaye Ga, Piyar Se Parha Jaega Ya Bin Dekhe Delete Hu Jayega, Agar Piyar Se Parha Jaega, To Ek Sms Zaroor Aiga
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:29 am
Loya waich . Raddi waich . Teen daba waich . Plastic di juttian waich . Chan bura waich . kuj v waich jaldi kar BALANCE pawa te SMS peijh.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:30 am
Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte Hadd se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte Jinki saanse chalti ho aapke SMS se Unhe apne SMS k liye rulaya nahi karte.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:30 am
Kase ho? Mazze main?
Tabeeyat Kesi?
100% Fine? Ungli main dard nahi na?
Aankh b Ok?
Dimag theek hai! KMAAAL hai yaar, Phir to SMS kar Sakte Ho Na.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:33 am
Saaray gawahoon aur byano ko maad-e-nazar rakhtay huye y eh addalat penal Code dafa 345 ke teht aapko messages na bhejne k jurm main "KANJOOS MAKHI CHOOS" qarar deti hai.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:35 am
Hello: Itna sannata kuin hai? Kitni dair se SMS ki Ghanti nahi baaji..? Kia yeh saare Network fuse hogaye? Ya mujhe Chahne waalay kanjoos hogaye?
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:36 am
Ishq ko sihq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mohabbat karo, Wadday ko wada samjho to pura karo.. Humko agar apna samjho to SMS karo.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:37 am
Pandit ne apke mobile ki kundali dekh kar bataya hai k aapk k mobile pe kanjoosi ki madoshala manter hain.. Turant 2 SMS ki baali dain takey SHAANTI ho
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:38 am
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai.. Hamien b msg kark dekhlo, Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:39 am
Aray yaar Aisi choti choti baaton pe paon nahi pakra kartay... Jao Maaf kia.. ab msg bhaijte rehna.. CHalo ab khaare hojaoo.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:40 am
Mubarak Ho, ..Msg na karne par aapko MBA ki digree di jaati hai.. ..MBA means:MEMBER of Bhikaari ASSOCIATION ..Ab yeh msg aap dosre Bhikaari ko karain..
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:42 am
Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi k piya na jaaye, Zindagi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi k jiya na jaye, SMS k charges hain magar itne bhi nahi k Kiya na jaaye.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:42 am
Hum hum hain.. Tum tum ho.. na tum kam ho.. na hum kam hain.. to phr kis baat ka ghum hai..? SMS bhejteay raho tabhi laagay ga k MOBILE rakhnay walay main b DAM Hai.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:44 am
Jis tarha ek machar ko marne se app shikari nahi ban jaooge, Theek ussi tarha ek/do SMS karne se app BHIKARI nahi ban jaooge..
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:52 am
Hamare SMS se log samajhte hain k hamaien aadat hai paise urane ki.. LEKIn woh nadan kya samjhain..?? k Yeh bhi ek Aada hai KANJOOSON ko sharam dilane ki..!
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:41 am
Sad life na jiya karo, Hum pe gussa na kiya karo, YEh to style hai apun ka thora bardaasht kiya karo, Pyaar ke kabel hain hum log.. Hamien Pyaare se SMS kiya karo
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:52 am
yaaron ki yaari pe shaak nahi kartey, Jab hum bol rahe hoon to BAK-BAK nahi kartey, Pareshaan karte ho jab hum soo rahay hote hain, Ab hum Jaag rahay hain to SMS nahi karte.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:53 am
1 msg roz, Keep the love close ..Din main msg paanch, Pyaar pe na ayee aanch ..Din main msg dus, Milay yaari ka rus ..Din main msg bees,Phele ek to bhejo badtameez.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:55 am
Who r u..? ..Why do u keep messaging me..??> ..Who gave u my no..? ..plzz never message me again.. .. ..Maine kabhi aisa kaha? ..Nahi na! ..To msg karona KANJOOS!
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:59 am
Maho Maho halla hu impatata ..Dhoompatata ..ittamutta SMS ..dhutamuta, This is african way to say.. "Fazool ki harkaton say fursat milay to SMS zaroor KARNA"
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:58 am
Aj agar appka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khainge! ..WARNA !!!.. Ghusse main chicken beryani wid cheese.. macroni salad k baad ICE creame kha k hi guzara kar laingay.
ikra
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Subject: Re: SMS Send Karo...! Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:59 am
Take ur Cell , Wash it, Cut it in Small pieces. Fry it, Add salt in it. Now mobile pickle is ready.. Msg to appse hote nahi.. To cell ka AACHAR hi daal lo.
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