Some Funny Sms

Subject: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:40 am

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:41 am

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:42 am

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:43 am

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:44 am

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:44 am

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:47 am

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:08 am

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:09 am

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:09 am

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:10 am

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:10 am

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:10 am

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:10 am

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:11 am

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:13 am

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:13 am

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:13 am

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:14 am

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

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Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:32 am

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Subject: Re: Some Funny Sms Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:22 am

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